CHIHUAHUA RACES ~ UPDATE

Last May I posted about Chloe who won the fastest Chihuahua at the Petco unleashed competition. I just received an email from Chloe’s mom Trina, with an update on Chloe’. They had a television debut on ABC 7/KGO and Trina wrote, “Hello Everyone! Here’s the clip of our television deput — har har! The Annual Chihuahua Race is Back: 6/20 We had a great time at the ABC 7/KGO .

Feeding the Lonely: Snacks While He’s Deployed

Sure, your beloved is gone, and it’s tough. You find yourself giving in to cravings and trying to feed the pain. Your brain says “No”, but your taste buds and aching heart say “feed me”. You don’t want to pack on the pounds while he’s away. Truthfully, you want to look pretty svelte upon his return.

Citizen’s Self-Arrest Form

Citizen’s Self-Arrest Form Posted on June 10, 2008 by Bill A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to “Take A Bite Out Of Crime.” If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a “Citizen’s Arrest”.

License to Kill

Where can I apply for a “license to kill”? I didn’t know I needed one. If the police catch me, I’ll be in real trouble if I don’t have one. I might have to pay a big fine or something. I wonder if it’s a graduated system: license to “mock“, then license to give “two for flinching“, ….